I thought Eric was home already so I texted him.

He replies, “Would you like to talk on the phone while I drive?”

Eric, you’re an idiot. 

No.

I do not want to be the cause of your tragic death by vehicle.

I don’t want to talk to you on the phone while you’re driving.

I don’t want you to text me while you’re driving.

I DON’T WANT TO BE ON ONE OF THOSE COMMERCIALS.

I was the last person to talk to my boyfriend before he died. He was driving, and read this text from me “omg boobear I love you sooooo much” when he crashed and was burned to oblivion.

Seriously Eric you are so selfish to think I’m okay with this. Killing you, I mean. I AM NOT OKAY WITH KILLING YOU.

GET HOME AND READ THIS AND FEEL ASHAMED YOU DUMBASS.

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