I thought Eric was home already so I texted him.
He replies, “Would you like to talk on the phone while I drive?”
Eric, you’re an idiot.
I do not want to be the cause of your tragic death by vehicle.
I don’t want to talk to you on the phone while you’re driving.
I don’t want you to text me while you’re driving.
I DON’T WANT TO BE ON ONE OF THOSE COMMERCIALS.
I was the last person to talk to my boyfriend before he died. He was driving, and read this text from me “omg boobear I love you sooooo much” when he crashed and was burned to oblivion.
Seriously Eric you are so selfish to think I’m okay with this. Killing you, I mean. I AM NOT OKAY WITH KILLING YOU.
GET HOME AND READ THIS AND FEEL ASHAMED YOU DUMBASS.